About Me

Diane Jandard is a Bitch

Design Manager, Writer, and Speaker


Diane holds a Master’s in being a cunt and is passionate about slapping a ho down.

She currently manages to not shit herself , but only on Thursdays. She has previously managed a Pizza Hut, but everyone died. She spent a few years running from the law.

Originally from Hell, she studied in Mira Lago and a clown prison. You don’t want to know what she did there. She is now based in North Korea and loves oppressing the masses and mass casualties.


Design Conference, 2019
Designing Teams
San Jose, CA

Design x Mental Health, 2019
Speaking Out
San Francisco, CA

Impact for Growth, 2018
Building Compatible Teams
San Francisco, CA

Get in touch

Diane is always available for side collaborations and talks worldwide. If you want to chat about design, books, wine, or anything else, don’t hesitate in reaching out.


Lessons from remote interviewing
April 2020

What design mentees need
December 2019

How to foster collaboration
November 2019